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S: Legs, too. I can’t tell you how many bruises I have gotten from drumming on my thighs.
I don’t limit myself to flat surfaces, or even inanimate objects. My friends are just are likely to be drummed on as my own body, a water bottle, or a desk. The most abused object though? My poor laptop.
DO YOU SEE, RICHARDS? THANKS TO YOUR INTERFERENCE THE PORTAL GROWS LARGER. IF WE DO NOT REVERSE THE DAMAGE THIS ENTIRE FACILITY WILL SOON BE GROUND ZERO FOR THE DISSOLUTION OF REALITY AS WE HAVE KNOWN IT. WHAT HORRORS MAY EMERGE? WHAT CHAOS MAY YOU HAVE WROUGHT?
WE KNEW THIS TO BE A POSSIBILITY, DOCTOR MESSING. WHY DO YOU SHRINK FROM DISCOVERY? LET US VIEW THIS MOMENT AS AN OPPORTUNITY.
RELATAVISTIC TIME DILATION IS NOT A PLAYTHING, RICHARDS, FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!
SPEAKING OF, HAVE YOU SEEN MY LITTLE GREEN BALL WITH THE BELL INSIDE IT?
YES, IT’S UNDER THE COUCH AGAIN.
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.
I’m gonna reblog this just because that’s my middle name.
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London’s Natural History Museum will host the Animal Inside Out Exhibit. The animals on display were preserved plastination by the team behind the Body Worlds Exhibition.
More pics at The Guardian
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